A 340-ton rock? Meh, I’m not impressed.
—McKayla Maroney
Caving to the Tea Party, Willard? I’m not impressed.
—McKayla Maroney
You made a judge’s jaw drop in competition, right? Oh what? You didn’t?
—McKayla Maroney
Just because you’re Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t mean you can impress McKayla.
US Olympic uniforms made in China? McKayla is not impressed.